Hatchet Harry
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 8:13 pm
Hello…
This is Harry, he has a hatchet. He plans to fuck you right up. Treat the man with respect and it shall be returned in kindness. The type of kindness that doesn’t involve hacking off your fingers and making you eat them. Heavy weight and precise. This is what you will hear. Weighty stainless steel fuzz tones with a razor sharp edge. Thwack! I’m sorry are those your fingers?
What?
Your guitar –> IN Your amplifier -> OUT
9VDC regulated power supply -> DC
Harry likes Zinc Carbon or Zinc Chloride type batteries. These are also cheap…just like you.
Fury. Unleash some. Control the amount there off with this dial. Getting up at noon is a good place to start your day. Attack. Have some. Intensify the nature of the sonic assault by touching the dial. If you’re a silly rabbit you may find the volume control on your guitar makes things different and less horrid.
FAQ
Q: God damn it! What are you talking about, fool?
A: Zonk Machine II. That’s where it begins. Those things normally sound like shite. Harry doesn’t.
Q: For why? Care to explain?
A: Harry has gain selected audio grade silicon transistors rather than any old shit. Biasing. It be correct. Therefore, Harry has uber massive volume, massive bass response, no stupid oscillation at full-on Attack and a plentifully oozing supply of sustain. Smash the switch! Make the light come on. Magical. DC tap, you see it? No need for batteries. You can buy those chicken curry flavoured noodles. Oh hey, and negative grounding too. Daisy chain away mother fucker.
Q: Hell fire! Harry is a fat bastard. Can I has some bass guitar?
A: Go for it. Harry has a sub sonic amount of ass. If you want your bass to sound like a brick slamming into an iron door who am I to convince you other wise.
You like? You can get some here:
http://www.downstrokemusic.com/index.php