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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Wicked D*A*M Fuzzaround™.
Caution: Wicked D*A*M Fuzzaround™ may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Wicked D*A*M Fuzzaround™ Contains a liquid germanium core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Wicked D*A*M Fuzzaround™ on concrete.
Discontinue use of Wicked D*A*M Fuzzaround™ if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
If Wicked D*A*M Fuzzaround™ begins to smoke, get away immediately.
Seek shelter and cover head. Particles of the germanium core of Wicked D*A*M Fuzzaround™ may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Wicked D*A*M Fuzzaround™ should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
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Ingredients of Wicked D*A*M Fuzzaround™ include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Wicked D*A*M Fuzzaround™ has been shipped to our troops in Afghanistan and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Wicked D*A*M Fuzzaround™.
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